I love the papa bubble mix bag!

So just to sum things up, Sarah Palin says I’m not a real American because I live in New York. New Yorkers say I’m not a real New Yorker because I live in Brooklyn, and Brooklynites say I’m not from real Brooklyn because I live in Williamsburg.

— Kate after a meeting someone from “real Brooklyn” (via pile)

So just to sum things up, Sarah Palin says I’m not a real American because I live in New York. New Yorkers say I’m not a real New Yorker because I live in Brooklyn, and Brooklynites say I’m not from real Brooklyn because I live in Williamsburg.

— Kate after a meeting someone from “real Brooklyn” (via pile)

Look at this fucking meal!

• HALF A CHICKEN
• beans
• yellow rice
• tostones
• roll

From Cibao for $13.50. 

A woman friend of mine moved recently from one apartment to another, a distance of three blocks. When she turned up, the day after the move, at the same grocer’s that she had patronized for years, the proprietor was in ecstasy - almost in tears - at seeing her. “I was afraid,” he said, “now that you’ve moved away I wouldn’t be seeing you any more.

— Here Is New York, E.B. White